Women's Jimothy "Never Leaving Seattle, I Found Parking"

Finding parking in Seattle is more than good luck—it’s a legally binding commitment to stay exactly where you are.

This playful V-neck stars Jimothy proudly guarding his hard-earned parking spot like the tiny Seattle legend he is. Soft, lightweight, and relaxed, it’s made for coffee runs, ferry rides, farmers markets, and casually informing everyone that no, you will not be moving your car.

Easy to layer under a rain jacket and comfortable enough for an entire day of neighborhood wandering, this tee is perfect for Seattle locals, former Seattleites, and anyone who understands that a great parking spot is basically real estate.

Why you’ll love it

• Relaxed fit for comfortable everyday wear
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric that feels soft and breathable
• Heathered cotton-poly blend for a lived-in look
• Side seams and shoulder tape help maintain its shape
• Flattering V-neck that layers easily under jackets and flannels
• Tearaway label for itch-free comfort
• Features Jimothy, Seattle’s least qualified parking attendant

Care instructions

• Machine wash warm, up to 40°C/105°F
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Iron or steam using medium heat
• Do not dry-clean

Warning: Wearing this shirt does not guarantee parking—but once you find it, Jimothy recommends never leaving.